Search Engine Optimization

I’m in a good mood today, so I thought it would be refreshing to write some SEO jokes for you. After searching for good ones, here is what I found. Hope you like them!
Joke 1
- What have pigs & SEOs got in common?
SPAM.
Joke 2
- What’s the definition of SEO SPAM?
Site Positioning Above Mine.
Joke 3
- Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.
Joke 4
- Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
Joke 5 (warning: harshest one)
- What do you call 25 skydiving SEOs?
Skeet
Joke 6Employee 1 = “Hey, we’re ranking for duplicate content.”
Employee 2 = “How often?”
Joke 7
- “You might be an SEO if…”
“On your honeymoon, you put a “nofollow” sign on the door…”
Joke 8
- When your son asks you if he could play in the Google sand box … you tell him that it doesn’t exist. And if he does play in it you’re afraid you won’t see him for the next 8 months
Joke 9
- How many SEOs does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 15. You need 1 to do the keyword research to make sure you’re changing the right light bulb, one to optimize the light bulb, and 13 to get the links.
Joke 10 (this last one’s from me)
- Next time you have an argument with an annoying colleague, instead of telling him ‘talk to the hand’, tell him to ‘no follow’ !!!